Tuesday, April 21, 2009

what?!

I found the following quotes on the website of a religiously affiliated school (which shall remained unnamed...) under a list of rules and regulations that the students must adhere to. I've got to give them credit- at least they put the information out there up front, so it shouldn't sneak up on any prospective students...but theologically, it certainly seems to contradict itself completely...thoughts?

"All faculty, staff, and students are required to go soul winning weekly."

"We do not fellowship with liberals, but instead take a strict separatist stand from the world and apostasy."

"We believe in students’ learning and practicing propriety. We oppose the paganistic, barbaric humanism that prevails on many campuses. We believe in refinement, dignity, courtesy, proper manners, and Christian grace."

i think i injured my brain trying to logically reconcile those statements...i'm going on the 15 day DL

4 comments:

Justin said...

I'm afraid if you go looking for the crazies, you will surely find them.

Miska said...

hmmmmm, sounds a little too familiar to me.

Corey said...

As always, I appreciate a great sports reference. Miss you my friend - it was great to see you last week. Much love - CK

heckler said...

Corey- I'm glad I can count on you to pick up the baseball lingo...I was wondering if anyone would get that- and it was so great to see you an juls the other weekend- I'm rooting hard for the research triangle to win you guys over- Michelle's sister lives there- so I'd have a great excuse to visit :)